Sunday, July 10, 2011
Monday, July 4, 2011
With DJ Nellie!
And DJ Bosco!
Gene AKA Captain America made a studly appearance.
Belinda and Sonicity (rawr!)
BB The Bull
William and Kristi Hawksby (He wants YOU!)
SegmentationFault the DJ
The Professor... saaaaaah-LUTE!
Saturday, July 2, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Mama Liz supervised the cooking and music and dancing... putting her rolling pin to good use to make sure everybody was (threatened into) having a tempo grande!
Tigress made the delicious dinner for us and Casey helped. Um... I'm sure he washed his hands. That's BB behind Casey. I bet he was hoping very much that we weren't serving prime rib.
Daisy was our musician for the evening, playing treats from Lou Monte, Rosemary Clooney, Dean Martin, Connie Francis, Jerry Vale, and other good Italian-American boys and girls. Mama Liz: "Oh, that's'a GOOD Italian boy right there, that Frankie Sinatra."
That signora bella Tigress also decorated -The Vault- for us... She is such a tesorina.
As you can see, our patrons had a wonderful time.
And as always, Professor Stanley remained STOIC on his reserved barstool.
Until next time, arrivederci!
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
You can see the post here: SL EXTRAVAGANZA: TVDH No3 & The Vault
and you can view Jennifer's own fashion blog here: What About Meh?
One of the reasons *I* am so excited about Jennifer's blog write-up is that I found -The Vault- via a fashion blog. I wish I could remember which blog it was, because I'd love to give the writer a big kiss for helping me find my "home" in SL. That was way back in May of 2009... Almost two years ago. My, how time flies! Think about it! Another lost noob could now be surfing the 'Net and stumbling across -The Vault- like I did... There could be another me here! Lingering like some stray cat, drinking all our liquor... Oh jeez. Jennifer, get your post off the Internet! Now! (LOL just kidding! Keep it live!)
So hey, we have a super lineup tonight for you! At 7 tonight, it's time to get rude and skanky with DJ Gwillym and hostesses Sig and Belli and SKA music! At 9, Bosco takes over the airwaves with his eclectic library of jazz and "jazz" (I dunno how to label some of his music so we'll just stick some quotes 'round it, ok hmm?) hosted by the tequila girl herself, Miss Liz Barrrrrrrrrramm!
Pssst Jennifer... I'll have Q get that payment to you in the next couple days, OK? *wink*
Friday, February 11, 2011
Thursday, February 10, 2011
I was camera girl, taking souvenir snaps of you, our beloved patrons, with the Rat Pack boys.
(Actually, Frank complained that Liza here groped him. I believe it!)
The evening started off with a BANG! -- literally! Miss Ouchie Dumpling burst through our front doors brandishing her pink Tommy gun of love, and tassles. All patrons were instructed to keep their yappers shut and their wallets open as she seduced one and all with her persuasive weapon and feminine wiles.
Before we had a chance to catch our breath, Miss Sigourney Farman made her burlesque debut on our stage, and oh-jeez-Louise, what a debut!!! If this is just the start of her burlesque career, I am onboard as a lifelong fan. With a wink and a jiggle, our lovely hostess was down to not much of anything, turning us all into blithering idiots stunned by her beauty and talent.
Well, I assume all were blithering as I was. PaulGoldStar looks fairly composed in spite of his "I just ate the canary" grin.
Ray and Jennifer Corbeau had great front row seats!
Slinky, make-you-feel-dirty tunes were supplied by the incomparable Bosco Rumsford, who also charmed us throughout the show with such bon mots as "Ouchie's got quite the pooper." When the show was over, he played wonderful music for all to enjoy and dance to, once we'd recovered our wits, that is.
And then waddaya know, Nurse Owl popped in for a home visit to innoculate one and all against a most vicious and repugnant disease: Hep Q! She gave us lollipops after poking each of us in the butt with her syringe.
If she was poking us all in the butt, I'm still not sure how Bosco ended up naked on top. Or why he looked so... vulnerable, and forlorn.
Just another night at -The Vault-!
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Wanna be on our stage?...
-The Vault-'s Va Va Voom Burlesque Special is the second Wednesday of each month at 8:30 pm. Each month we'll feature two dancers. Are you interested in shaking what your mama gave you on our stage here in Old Hollywood? You could be a star! If so, contact Daisy Ogleby in world, and we'll get you directly to Q's casting cou-- I mean, we'll schedule a quick audition for you. No experience necessary!
Friday, February 4, 2011
First Place 3000L
Second Place 1000L
Third Place 500L
1st Category: Formal vintage wear
2nd Category: A famous person 20s-60s (chosen by the contest coordinator)
3rd Category: Casual vintage
Remember that while this is all about vintage, you choose where you shop. No specific designers are mentioned. Your clothing may be from any time from 1920s through to the 1960s. You may choose a different era for each category or you may choose the same, it's completely up to you!
For the 2nd category, Sigourney Farnon will be sending a list of famous people and you'll choose from the list who you will be modeling. This will prevent more than one of the same.
There will be 10 contestants, maybe more but no more than 15 will be entering. Entry fee is 150L, paid to Sigourney Farnon. Send Sigourney Farnon a notecard with your full name stating you have sent the entry fee.
This is a fun night so invite your friends! There will be a DJ playing awesome tunes to suit the mood!
APPLICATIONS CLOSE FRIDAY FEBRUARY 25th so get your entry to Sigourney, and we'll whistle for and ogle you next month!
A HUGE THANK YOU to our contest sponsors:
The Gatsby Girl
Breidaia Vlodovic (Chop Zuey)
Sunday, January 30, 2011
[21:19] Glawen Rodeyn: I love the sophistication and intellectual content of this evening's conversation, don't you?
[21:19] Alec Venom: Well then that's proof it wasn't me at all! I can't get anyone to kiss my derriere
[21:19] Lizabeth VonBrandenburg (liza.brandenburg): I did put panties on didnt i?
-The Vault- is Second Life's premier vintage jazz club, with knowledgeable DJs who play the very best in big band, swing, crooners, and neo-swing, creating a romantic and/or party atmosphere; fun, sassy, gorgeous hosts and hostesses; and the very best local chat around. Come have a drink on me, and experience the "sophistication" here at -The Vault- in Old Hollywood!
Check out the video --- Yep, we have animated proof of your hair! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJHxLa2N_qw&hd=1
Thanks to Echo and Ouchie for the photos, and to Ouchie for the video!
Thursday, January 13, 2011
I was up first, and it had been a long while since I performed on stage. After a quick stumble and getting my hips warmed up (Dork Dance ftw!) I quickly shed my clothes and my inhibitions in classic cabaret style. Hey Gemson… I’ll be needing my hat back, fella!
Next up was the boobilicious bodacious body and sparkling sharp-like-the-edge-of-a-knife wit of the beautiful Owl Sweetwater, decked out in feathers AND lace AND satin AND silk. She made the crowd work for glimpses of her pretty flesh. For each time they made her laugh, another scrap of her coverings would come flying off. A special thank you to Jet and Ouchie for keeping the laughs coming. The rest of us were too busy drooling to try to be clever.
We’re hoping to make this a monthly event, with each show featuring different ladies… Employees and Vault patrons alike! Contact me if you’d like to be on our stage to shake your goodies and flutter your eyelashes and lose your lacy bits and have a really fun time!
Monday, January 10, 2011
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Tonight I'll be dj'ing more fabulous tunes from 8 to 10 pm, then DJ Bosco takes over til midnight or thereabouts. Come by and see us, and have a drink on Q!
When you are out and about in your travels, if you encounter a DJ or live act you think would be a great fit here at -The Vault-, please let Quentin Falworth or Liz Baramm know. We are always looking for great talent to add to our line-up of ne'er-do-wells.